Armstrong Baby Blog

So apparently the strange, vivid pregnancy dreams have started — over the past two nights, mine have involved vampires running on a giant clock which only I can control; being pursued by the Kuomintang; cagefighting men with enormous penises (I suppose the opposite of the Kuomintang, heh); me trying to shoe horses with no nails; and my mother abandoning me to greedy bazaar saleswomen in China with me having no money to pay for something I supposedly bought.  One of these dreams a night would not be out of character for me since I often have vivid dreams and remember them, but all of these in the past two nights can only be chalked up to the insanity of pregnancy!

Also, I seem to be having pregnancy hypoglycemia.  I know that normal pregnant women are always hungry and turn into rabid bears when they don’t get to eat, but when I don’t get to eat I get dizzy, have shaky hands, get lightheaded, and sort of feel like passing out.  Hopefully this doesn’t continue past my due date, or I’ll have to start being like a grandma who has a big purse full of hard candies.  27 is too young to carry a large purse!

Will post some pictures later on — my belly is kind of obscenely big (at least in my world), I have like three shirts that fit me, and I have to clean up a reasonable amount before I take a picture.  Geez, think I didn’t care about hair and makeup before – now I care not at all, and I suppose that’ll only get worse.  LOL.

Love,

Breakfast-hunting Mama Bear

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